[Aaz]

В то время как дайры безбожно тормозят осваивают новые сверхмощные сервера (ей-Мерл, невыносимо уже), Nessa и развернувшийся в её дайре стёб около гарепотеромузикла разбудили Герцена тихо дремавший в моём мозгу генератор бреда.

Так что вот.
Особенно концептуальной получилась партия Снейпа...)))))))))

THIS POTTER MUST DIE!..
Lord Voldemort (eerie bass) and Death Eaters' chorus
(from the musical 'Harry Potter and the Seven Books Together')

Death Eaters:	The Darkest Lord, Death Eaters wait for you:
	Malfoy and Snape, Lestranges are here for you...
Lord Voldemort:	Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
	With not much time, and quite a problem here
Crowd Outside:	Hosanna! Boy-Who-Lived!
	Hosanna! Boy-Who-Lived! Hosanna! Boy-Who-Lived! Hosanna! Boy-Who-Lived!
Bellatrix:	Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street
	A trick or two with the scar and the Britain's on its feet!
All:	He is dangerous!
Crowd Outside:	Boy-Who-Lived! He's The One!
All:	He is dangerous!
Crowd Outside:	Tell us that you are who they say you are!
Death Eaters:	That man is in Hogwarts right now to whip up some support
	A rabble rousing prophecy that I think we must abort. He is dangerous!
Crowd Outside:	Boy-Who-Lived! He's The One!
Death Eaters:	He is dangerous!
All:	Oh, look, My Lord!
	They are right outside our yard! The Darkest Lord, Be our eternal guard!..
Lord Voldemort:	Shut up!
	We need a more permanent solution to our problem...
Malfoy:	What shall we do about this Harry Potter,
	Miracle wizard, hero or fool?
Snape:	No talents, no concepts, no reasons, no intellect...
Wormtail:	One thing to say for him, Potter is cool.
Bellatrix:	We dare not leave him to his own devices,
	His crazy muggles will get out of control!
Death Eaters:	But how can we stop him, his glamour increases
	By leaves with every minute, he's top of the pole
Lord Voldemort:	I see bad things arising
	The crowd crown him King which the pureblooded would ban! I see blood and destruction, Our elimination because of one man! Blood and destruction because of one man! (Because, because, because of one man!) Our elimination because of one man! (Because, because, because of one, 'cause of one, 'cause of one man!)
Death Eaters:	What can we do about this Harrymania?
	How can we deal with this muggleblood swine? Where do we start with a man who is bigger Than Dumbledore winning the Grindenwald's war?
Lord Voldemort:	Fools! You have no perception!
	The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high. We must crush him completely! Like Dumbledore before him, this Potter must die! For the sake of the pure blood this Potter must die! (Must die, must die, this Potter must die!) Like Dumbledore before him, this Potter must die!.. (Must die, must die! This Potter must, Potter must, Potter must die...)

@музыка: Andrew Lloyd Webber - Jesus Christ Superstar - Overture / This Jesus Must Die

@настроение: *мегаржака*

@темы: Ай да Сержик, Сюръ