A shitstorm just royally hit my shores. I mean, can anything else go wrong? And for the records, that's a rhetorical question, so please, the universe, don't try and outdo yourself. I just have to sit tight and hope that at the end of all of this there will be some sort of payout. Otherwise? I don't know. It's not like I can wave a wand and magically make everything just. Or maybe it's just in our DNA to be absolutely miserable all the time and let everyone under the sun kick us in the balls. It's not that life sucks, but some parts of it really hit you hard when they don't go right. Everything and anything. It's like there is not one category in my present condition that doesn't have some sort of turmoil. Isn't it time for something good to happen? Like I don't know, have Connor Oberst show up naked on my doorstep? Or winning a lottery? These are just suggestions, but it would be really nice, you know, to have that ray of sunshine shine on me. I mean, I don't think that I'm the worst person in the world so maybe it's time to flip that coin and make it all better.

I await your reply, oh cruel fate.